One Hundred Small Apes.

Being tired is like being glued to everything you see hear, and touch.
You can't seem to let anything go.
goddess-complexx:
“ roguemortal:
“ dorsalvania:
“ dorsalvania:
“not gonna fuckin say it again
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i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess
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Stagnant is a really terrible word choice,...

goddess-complexx:

roguemortal:

dorsalvania:

dorsalvania:

not gonna fuckin say it again

i don’t remember posting this but to this day i have not said it again so mission accomplished i guess

Stagnant is a really terrible word choice, marinades are about flavor and if sufficiently acidic can penetrate and tenderize about a quarter inch into the meat, while brines use salt to make meat tender and juicy all the way through but impart relatively little flavor other than risk of over salting.

You want to avoid brining and marinating at the same time, but brining first, then marinating can make for some exquisite cooking. Also don’t switch the order, brining second will steal the marinade flavors, and for thinner cuts a marinade might be all you need anyway.

I’m relieved this post has some good replies rejecting this brine propoganda.

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oliver-7070 asked:

I'm so curious, is there any zoo in Lackadaisy?

If yes, what exactly do they keep there?

lackadaisycats:

Yes.

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Marmosets.

knuppitalism-with-ue:

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Another #paleostream sketch

Bronotheres and underrated creatures, look how goofy Megacerops for example is in frontal view.

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theomenroom:

biggaybunny:

My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it’s quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth’s surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It’s alligators that point up from the ground.

xkcd comic: "can you name all the dwarves from Snow White?" "sure, there's, um," (thinking): sneezy, phylum, europe, sloth, guacamole, data link, and colossus of rhodes captioned: I have this problem where all sets of seven things are indistinguishable to meALT

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reasonsforhope:

cognitivejustice:

mohabbaat:

everyone who hasn’t heard must get the news via this meme

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“India on Wednesday [August 23, 2023] landed a spacecraft near the moon’s south pole, an uncharted territory that scientists believe could hold vital reserves of frozen water and precious elements, as the country cements its growing prowess in space and technology.

A lander with a rover inside touched down on the lunar surface at 6:04 local time, sparking cheers and applause among the space scientists watching in the southern Indian city of Bengaluru. After a failed attempt nearly four years ago, India made history by becoming the first country to touch down near the little-explored south pole region and joins the United States, the Soviet Union and China in achieving a moon landing

Excited and anxious, people across India, home to the world’s largest population, crowded around televisions in offices, shops, restaurants and homes. Thousands prayed Tuesday for the success of the mission with oil lamps on the river banks, temples and religious places, including the holy city of Varanasi in northern India.

India’s Chandrayaan-3 — “moon craft” in Sanskrit — took off from a launchpad in Sriharikota in southern India on July 14.”

-via PBS NewsHour, August 23, 2023

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biglawbear:

duckily:

hotvampireadjacent:

flyfeline:

apricops:

hotvampireadjacent:

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I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.

Racisttown, named after the abolitionist Stopbeing Racist,

That’s nothing. Check THIS shit out

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WHAT THE HELL

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George Washington Hitler and his son Dr. Gay Hitler,

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wlw-wukong:

oldguardleatherdog:

fuckingtiredbitch:

strangletwink:

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I’m a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who’s doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I’m available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men’s room wall at any leather bar and it’ll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

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gayelectro:

randomslasher:

ciatri:

3fluffies:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

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gunsandfireandshit:

omegaverse:

anneemay:

Japan really just dumped 1.3 trillion tonne of nuclear wastewater into Pacific today and we are supposed to just take it huh

I’m generally inclined to trust the IAEA and it sounds safe to me as an admittedly unqualified amateur chemist but if any qualified nuclear chemists want to chime in otherwise regarding the concentration of remaining constituents (notably ³H) I’m all ears

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